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American Idol Season 7: Season Finale

LTV Mom actually watched the show real-time, and thought it was one of the best finales to date.  Both Davids were spectacular.  But you don't care what I think... you want to hear from Dixie, who is calling this her "goodbye blog."

DIXIE SAYS:

Poor Ryan! Michael Buffer stole his moment! He LIVES for “This… is American Idol!” And on this, the eve of the holiest of all Idoldays. The whole boxing analogy was kind of lame, although David Cook looked very cool in his robe and gloves, and even moved like a real boxer. What cracked me up was the little montage at the beginning which explained what they were battling it out for… they showed Kelly, Carrie… and Daughtry? DAUGHTRY DID NOT WIN, TPTB. You can say that it happened, but it totally didn’t. Get over it. And don’t make the same mistake again.

Randy thinks its 2007? I guess he’s too far up David Archuleta’s butt to find a calendar. Once again, he mentions the phone book… could he be any more pointless? And what was Paula wearing? She looked like a drugged out Barbie in her finest pink bedazzled couture.

At the beginning of the show, Ryan asked the judges what it would take for a contestant to win, and they replied that it would take “stepping out of the box, stepping out of the comfort zone”. Archuleta never left this little box, yet they eagerly handed the night over to him. I’m not sure if the judges are trying to sway the vote OR if Archuleta has been getting such an overwhelming number of votes that the judges just want to be on the winning side. I can’t recall Simon ever getting a winner prediction wrong.

The amount of “bus-throwing” tonight was incredibly disgusting. I think that Cook both out sang and out performed Archuleta. All of Cook’s songs, including his “non-winning” coronation song, floored me! With as much gaspy potential as Archie has, he sang nothing but ballad-y type songs all season long. And he feels he “connects” with every single one of them? Sorry boy, there’s absolutely no way you could connect with just about every song you’ve sang in your short life, let alone “Imagine”. Besides being a better vocalist, Cook has shown versatility, and has a thesaurus so he doesn’t have to say “he connected with” every song.

David Cook

“Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”

Great opening song and Cook sang it to the hilt!

“Dream Big”

For the first time in seven seasons, I actually thoroughly enjoyed a coronation song! Simon said it didn’t sound like a winning song- has he HEARD the past seasons’ songs? They were dreary and dreadful. This song has life, the lyrical content was inspiring, and the pop/rock arrangement was ALLTHAT! I did notice that he flubbed a lyric in the final chorus, singing the “have faith” line instead of the “dream big” one, but if the song hadn’t have been so catchy, I wouldn’t have noticed. I still haven’t got the song out of my head. LOVED IT! Can’t wait to download it! If this wasn’t stepping out of the box, then what is?

“The World I Know”

Cook singing a completely new song was pretty cool, and I thought it was really unfair of Simon to slam him for not singing “Billie Jean” or “Hello”. “Yeah, I know we changed it this year and said you could pick anything you wanted… but what we really meant was we want you to reprise something you already sang, like we’ve always done.” Cook’s final performance was beautiful, heartfelt, and moving. I was even touched by his tears at the end, whatever the reason for them- happiness in getting this far, seeing his brother in the audience, knowing that the bus was about to run him over…

David Archuleta

“Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”

Although it didn’t hold a candle to Clay’s version in Season 2, I do agree that it was Archie’s best performance on this show. What ruined it for me was the way he stood there quivering as he listened to the judges. I can’t even put into words the way he acts during the judges’ critique. It’s like they starve him or deprive him of water until after the show is over. He looked like he was about to pass out.

“In This Moment”

In a word: painful. This coronation song was more wretched than “My Destiny.” It’s like Simon is just used to crappy, boring, ballad-y coronation songs.

“Imagine”

LOVED that David Cook basically called Archuleta out by saying “I didn’t want to sing something I had already sang”. Songs never have the same impact the second time around. I didn’t like Archuleta’s performance of this song the first time, and I basically hated it tonight. I’m no Beatles/Lennon fanatic, but besides leaving out most of the verses, I’m pretty sure Archie flubbed many, many lines. Am I right? He should be ashamed!

If Cook hadn’t delivered, I am woman enough to admit it. But he did… and I hope and pray that he wins! Even if Archie pulls off a win, what kind of album would he have? Either way, Cook will definitely sell more albums have a long, successful career. Let’s all say it together: DAUGH. TRY.

Like all good things, this too must come to an end. It’s been a pleasure blogging “American Idol” for the past three seasons, and I appreciate all of your positive comments…

Dixie out!

 

American Idol Season 7: Top 3

We are getting down to the wire, and it looks like my prediction for a David-David finale is about to come true.  We'll know in short order.  In the meantime, here is the much-anticipated recap from LTV guest-blogger Dixie!

DIXIE SAYS: If there was any doubt about who TPTB are pulling for, look at the last song aka Producer’s Choice: Little David gets a mournful funeral hymn. Syesha gets a penguin cartoon song. And David Cook gets one of the biggest hit songs ever, complete with string arrangement and back up orchestra. Obvious much?

David Archuleta “And So It Goes” “With You” “Longer”

Little David was his usual boring self, although I really liked the Billy Joel number that Paula chose for him. He sang it rather flawlessly and it was probably my favorite performance by him to date. Watching Monchichi destroy “With You” sent me outside on the back porch to play with the cats until it was over. I actually ran out of the room Monty Python-style. His awkward dancing and saying things like “Boo” and “Stunna” was just too much for my brain. Did I mention hip gyrations? GACK!!! It had a very Jon-Benet feel to the whole thing and it creeped me out! Okay, the last time I heard “Longer” it was three in the morning on one of those CD collection infomercials. Let’s keep it there. They did him no favors with such a gooey song choice. He sang it well, but it reminded me of the “Lite FM” station that is played in an insurance office. Despite all of this, Little David will be in the finals.

Syesha Mercado “If I Ain’t Got You” “Fever” “Hit Me Up”

Syesha looked great (in the first two costumes at least), but overall, her singing was kind of average. Why did you pick the Alicia Keys song, Randy? “Dawg, because I know that Syesha already sang it on another TV show and I am the most unoriginal, uncreative dawg on the planet.” She sounded pretty good on the judges’ pick, but as Simon pointed out, she didn’t really change it up or add anything special to the song. As much as Randy loves her, how obvious can Simon be about wanting her to go home? Seriously, I was waiting for Simon to physically pack Syesha's suitcase and schlep it up onto the stage for her. Although I love “Fever”, I don’t understand why Syesha chose it. For once, Paula made sense about not being able to see who Syesha is as an artist. And finally, the producer’s pick for Syesha was their way of making sure she doesn’t make it to the finals. What was she supposed to do with that rappy, fast, vocally-impossible tune? Was Syesha trying to dress like a penguin? It’s hard to believe she was the last girl standing… but her time is so up.

David Cook “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” “Dare You To Move” “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”

Yes, Randy, Roberta Flack is predictable for David Cook. Is he stealing Paula’s pain pills or what? And I wish he’d quit talking about the phonebook. I loved Simon’s pick for David and I thought he did an amazingly awesome job with it. Round one definitely goes to the Cookster. He didn’t sound all that great on his second song, but I think it could have been better if he had more time to build up to the chorus. David just seemed a little flat on many of his notes. Not that it has anything to do with his singing, but the red flower on the end of his guitar was a sweet touch! His final number was in a word… beautiful. The violins were lovely and made it just a teeny bit different from the original. David was given the ultimate pimp spot with a smokin’ hawt light show and the song writer (Diane Warren) in attendance! Now tell me that isn’t a total “Chosen One” move by TPTB. Yeah, yeah, I’m headed to the grassy knoll… but this year,
TCO happens to be my favorite, so let it ride!

Best of the night: Simon, for the most spot on judging I’ve ever seen

Going Home: Randy, for being a worthless waste of a front row seat

(Ok, Ok… best of the night is David Cook by a 100 miles… buh-bye Syesha!)

American Idol Season 7: Top 4

Wow, I think my prediction of a David vs. David finale is coming true! Yes, even I -- LTV Mom -- loved David Archuleta this week.   But you don't care what I think, you want to hear from Dixie (especially after last week's hiatus!)

DIXIE SAYS:  Tonight’s show was thoroughly underwhelming, especially considering how many excellent songs they had to choose from. This seems as good a time as any to announce that this will be my last year blogging for American Idol. The love loss for the show really started last year with Jordin Barks and Blake Lewis in the finale. I was hoping Season 7 would renew my passion, but it hasn’t. Although each week has become increasingly more excruciating to watch, I’m committed to see this train wreck to the end. I’d never quit mid-season!

 

With that said, I am very excited to announce that I will once again be blogging “So You Think You Can Dance”. Season Four premieres on May 22^nd, and I will start my blog with the live Top 20. I watch many other competition reality shows, so if you have any other blog ideas, I’m definitely open to them. Just please, no more American Idol!!!

 

Here are my reviews of the Top 4:

 

David Cook “Hungry Like The Wolf” and “Baba O’Reilly”

Is this the same guy who knocked my socks off with “Billie Jean”? The magic has definitely vanished. I still think he has a great voice, but there’s something missing. On the Duran, Duran song, the audio mix was so screwed up, he sounded like he was singing acapella. Sound issues aside, it was a decent performance, but far from his best. Even on The Who song, I was expecting a lot more from him. His falsetto was awesome, but he didn’t do anything special with the performance. The ending had no energy and it felt unfinished. I’m sure he’s safe, but I kind of get the feeling that he wants to go home. Perhaps his brother has taken a turn for the worse and he wants to spend some time with him before the tour starts. Personally, I’d like to see him win this thing. You know, a little Daughtry retribution!

 

Syesha Mercado “Proud Mary” and “A Change Is Going To Come”

SyMEsha is excited about the tour because she’ll be able to meet her fans. So, what is she going to do for all those weeks after she meets both of them? Just kidding. I want SyMEsha to go home solely for the fact that she referred to herself in the 3rd person in her first video package. Then, I had to watch her second video package three times to make sure I actually heard her compare her American Idol journey to the Civil Rights Movement. And yeah, she did. The mind, it boggles. The fact that she was totally AMAZING on her second song was utterly ruined by her asinine video package. That said, Randy dissing her made absolutely no sense. It had to be because the producers told him to. I thought her vocals during the Sam Cooke song were darn near perfect, but ouch, “Proud Mary” was high and screechy. The slow intro was great and attempting the choreography was a nice touch, but she ain’t no Tina. At the beginning of the show when Ryan announced that three of the top four contestants have consistently been the top vote getters, you know Syesha is the odd man out. Because of that, she might be leaving this week.

 

Jason Castro “I Shot The Sheriff” and “Mr. Tambourine Man”

You see, if America would have booted Jason off when they should have, we wouldn’t have had the pleasure of hearing these amazingly awful, cringe worthy performances. Pack your suitcase, indeed! When Paula says, “It is what it is”, you know it’s the end of the road! Bob Marley was choking on his dreads during the first song and Jar Jar was choking on the words during the second. I expected a train wreck after what he’s been bringing to the table for the past several weeks, but this was even worse than I expected. Thanks for exceeding my expectations! As nice and funny as he seems, Jason is definitely not worthy of being in the Top Four. Either someone smuggled some serious bud into this boy on Monday or he’s over it and trying to get eliminated.

 

David Archuleta “Stand By Me” and “Love Me Tender”

The season is nearing the end and I finally agree with the judges in regards to little David; he definitely sang the best in Round 1 and I absolutely loved his version of Elvis. He is still closing his eyes and adding new bad habits every time he performs, but he definitely out sang the elders this week (with the exception of Syesha’s second song). Of course, Randy’s comments were still over the top pimping, but he’s obviously just sticking to the script.

 

Worst of the Night: Jason, who threw himself under the bus.

 

Going Home: Syesha (just because I don’t think she gets many votes). Of course I think it should be Jason, but then again, I thought Kat McPhake should have left when Chris Daughtry was voted off and that was the Top 4.

 

American Idol Season 7: Top 6

Blogging from Florida, heading to Graceland shortly.  Still watched AI...

DIXIE SAYS: I love Lord Andrew Lloyd Weber! He really helped the contestants with their musicality and the ability to sell the song. Actually knowing what you’re singing about and feeling it? What a concept! Most mentors are not in the audience on performance night, but I figured he would be since he is into live theater. Too bad the guy next to him took up half of his seat. On with the show:

Syesha Mercado "One Rock and Roll Too Many"

Well now! That was unexpected! This year more than ever, just when someone is long over due to get the boot, they suddenly become professional vocalists and performers. We finally got to see Syesha in her element; she stopped pretending to be a power belter, and revealed herself as a showgirl… and a good one at that! She showed tons of personality, and it was definitely her best performance and vocal to date! Syesha obviously had fun with it and brought some charisma which has been lacking up until now. Because there were so many ballads, she should stand out, but it will be interesting to see what happens tonight. She’s not very popular compared to the other contestants, she went first, and she performed a song that is nowhere near as well known as “Memories” or “Music of the Night.” In my humble opinion, she shouldn’t be in trouble this week.

Jason Castro “Memories”

“I didn’t know a cat sang this song.” That is and will always be a classic line for me. Thank you Lord Weber for explaining the intense emotions behind the lyrics, that an old cat, who used to be so beautiful and agile, is on her death bed and she’s replaying her life one more time before she dies. Unfortunately, I don’t think Jason “got it”. He didn’t sound as bad as a dying cat, but he was still ridiculously bad. For a minute there, I thought he was going to pass out. Second train wreck in two weeks. I heard that three of the contestants wanted this song- Jason, Carly, and David Archuleta- and Jason, unfortunately for us, drew the long straw. Someone should have introduced this boy to Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. He’s definitely in danger this week.

Brooke White “You Must Love Me”

A song written for a thin-voiced actress, sung by a thin-voiced girl with a weepy persona. Except for the “stop and start” at the beginning, which made me gasp, it was dull. We finally have our first Idol Meltdown. With all they put these kids through, I’m surprised it has taken seven seasons! Kind of strange how Paula praised Brooke for starting and stopping her piano playing several weeks ago, but critiqued her for the same thing last night. And then Simon essentially excused it. So, okay… I don’t know how you don’t start over if you’ve lost the lyrics and your mind is drawing a blank. The obvious answer is to stay focused and don’t forget the lyrics! No one has ever stopped and started on this show before, have they? The only positive about Brooke tonight is that she kept quiet long enough to let the judges speak. Wardrobe-wise, I wish she had picked something with a little more gravitas. Evita and butterflies really do not go together. Brooke would be a really obvious choice for the boot, but her breakdown will galvanize her fan base, as well as earn her some pity votes.

David Archuleta “Think of Me”

Did they really bring tweens up on stage to hug little David? Ick. The pimp machine was really in overdrive tonight, until Simon finally told the truth. This was a forgettable snore, and he forgot the words again. Someone get this kid some cue cards! When Lord Weber told him to keep his eyes open, I almost fell off the sofa! The best part is that he listened to his mentor! I could feel his concentration to keep those eyes open and stare into the camera. Now if we could just get rid of his new bad habit, the “Boy Band Reaching Hand of Tenderness”. I don’t deny that he has a decent voice, especially for his age, but I just find him devoid of all personality. As usual, it doesn’t matter. He is safe.

Carly Smithson “Superstar”

More sleeves!! Her stylist earned his paycheck this week- that dress was gorgeous! Carly, girlfriend, just leave the ballads alone and dork out while you’re rockin’ (when the themes allow). It was obvious she was having fun, and she got to be a goofball afterwards. Not sure who had the idea for the T-shirt, but I have a sneaking suspicion that they had two of them made- a Simon likes me and a Simon doesn’t like me. Vocally, I thought it was screechy and mega-shouty. At one point, I thought she was yelling just so we could hear her over Bandzilla. They were out of control on this one! Also, the theme of this song might not play well in middle America. I know I didn’t especially dig it! How crazy would it be if Carly got eliminated for following ALW’s advice?

David Cook “Music of the Night”

This wasn’t DC’s greatest performance, but I think it showed he can do something besides angst. It was great to hear him sing something straight and that high note in the middle was to die for. Honestly, I don’t think Chris Daughtry could have pulled this one off. David Cook has such naturally commanding stage presence- being trained in musical theater comes in handy, huh Dave? A black tuxedo and a mask would have added to the performance- okay, maybe just the tux. Definitely my favorite of the night.

Going home? Mmmmm… Syesha, Jason, or Brooke…. Possibly Carly but probably not. The only contestants that I know are safe are David and David.

American Idol Season 7: Top 7

I have to admit: Mariah Carey week was better than I expected.  I also have to admit that Mariah Carey is uber-talented, even though she is equally annoying.  But, enough from me, I know you want to hear from Dixie.  Here is this week's recap.

DIXIE SAYS: This was it? Really? Where were all the fun Mariah songs? You know, “Fantasy”, “Dreamlover”, “Someday”, “Emotions”? I realize the up-tempo songs are harder to sing, but the top seven should be able to pull it off. Tonight was a ballad-ridden snorefest. And to make matters worse, rumor has it that Michael Johns was intending to sing a bluesy, soulful rendition of “Vision of Love”, which would have been awesome.

 

David Archuleta “When You Believe”

I still have many issues with his singing abilities. Even though he nailed the glory notes, the verses were either breathy or nasally. He even fell behind the beat for a few seconds and had to catch up. Of course, he did the ending proud and once again, received lavish over-praise that I will never understand. He will be completely safe for many weeks to come no matter how he sings. Performance wise, I don’t like looking at him. He reminds me of a smurf and he just isn’t credible. Wardrobe wise, in spite of the switch from blazers to leather pants; he’s still a dorky 17 year old boy with a sheepish personality. I’m not sure what Simon meant by “not a lot of laughs tonight”. I don’t think Archie knew what he meant either. Are there normally a lot of laughs?

Carly Smithson “Without You”

Sleeves!! Sleeves!! Beautiful three-quarter length sleeves! Thank you, stylists!! Unfortunately, that’s the most positive thing I have to say about this performance. First of all, “Without You”, which is a song about loneliness and suicide, isn’t technically a Mariah song; it was written by a guy who actually killed himself! Mariah covered it and turned it into a vapid love song, complete with back up singers and choreography. Honestly, the video is the most emotionally tone-deaf, repulsive thing I’ve ever seen on MTV. Not kidding. Secondly, this had to be Carly’s flattest, most unaffected performance to date. Rather than sounding like she couldn’t go on living, Carly sounded like she might be bummed for awhile, but with some Ben & Jerry’s and a few chick flicks, she’d actually be okay. Technically, Carly is always pretty close to perfect, but I think she started too low and screeched too high. I really wanted Carly in the top three, so hopefully, she’ll squeak by.

Syesha Mercado “Vanishing”

Although Syesha was pretty good technically, she has no soul and that’s why she continues to fail to connect with the audience and her song choice. She just sings the notes. Personally, I thought she was smart to choose a song we don’t really know. She has obviously learned from her mistakes! Syesha probably did enough to stay on for another week, although I’d like to see her or Brooke get the boot tomorrow night.

Brooke White “Hero”

Pre. Dict. Able. At the piano, stripped down, and a little slow, pretty much like all of her other performances. This setting makes Brooke dependent on the passion in her voice and how she handles the bridge, and unfortunately, there are too many bland parts to keep me entertained. Per usual, Randy criticizes Brooke for ‘speeding up” parts of the song. How dare she crawl out of her slow, draggy “Brooke Box” and actually add some pace to her songs! Meanwhile, Burger King, Mayor McCheese, and Jack in the Box decide to use fast food/hamburger analogies with the frailest, skinniest contestant to ever grace the AI stage! Are they trying to tell her something?

Kristy Lee Cook“Forever”

KLC is on a streak! Once again, I enjoyed the performance and I adore her in a dress. In the last few weeks, she has come into her style and it seems like the audience loves her more than they used to. She sang the song straight-ahead, hit the big notes, and got a little bit of her country tone in there without coming off as cartoon-y. It wasn’t flawless, but on a night of a thousand ballads (or so it seems), it was one of my favorites.

David Cook “Always Be My Baby”

I thought for sure David would sing “Bringing on the Heartbreak” by Def Leopard (Mariah covered it, just like she did “Without You”.) He could have really rocked out and boy, it would have been a relief from all the slow sap. So when they showed him with Mariah working on an alternative, stalker sounding version of “Always Be My Baby”, I settled in for the train wreck. Okay, it wasn’t a total wreck, but he just didn’t sound right. He was slightly sharp for the entire song and he never corrected it. Combine that with the fact that he was overpowered by the backup singers on the chorus, and technically, I’d say it was the worst of the night once again. Two weeks in a row I am unhappy with my favorite contestant! However, I still think he is the most talented! I love the way he interprets songs and I loved his one shouty note. Not sure why the judges didn’t mention that he was off key for every single note of the performance, minus the glory note; perhaps they want an all-David Finale? In case you haven’t heard, his brother Adam was in the audience. He is currently undergoing treatment for brain cancer and unfortunately, the disease has spread to his spine. No doubt that his presence brought on a lot of emotion.

Jason Castro “Only If I Cry”

My expected train wreck arrived at 8:58 EST.He may not want to cry, but I almost did. During the clip with Mariah, it’s pretty obvious that she doesn’t like the idea of Jar Jar even singing this song. She called the idea “interesting and different” rather than “exciting” or “good.” Then she told us that she gave him a lot of musical ideas, and if he doesn’t use her ideas, well, then, whatever, hopefully he’ll do great. Interpretation: She hated his first attempt so much that she basically tried to rewrite the song for him. And even though she hopes he does well on his own, she really can’t see how that could happen. With that intro, I’m very curious as to how he got the pimp spot, unless TPTB knew it was going to stink and tried to save him. Jason was “okay’ on the soft, soulful verses, but those big notes were unbearable. Strained, off key, and obviously what Mariah was worried about. Randy needs the big notes; if you’re not a diva, you don’t exist, dawg. My favorite from last week tanked, as far as I’m concerned. Now, what’s this about Paula loving the idea of being at Jason’s luau? Unfortunately, she would drain the keg and then someone would have to watch her to make sure she doesn’t fall into the pig-roasting pit. And then she’d pass out before Jason started to sing. Hard to believe Simon actually liked this performance, but his positive endorsement, along with the pimp spot, should keep Jason safe for another week.

 

After last week’s shocking elimination, I haven’t a clue who is leaving this week, and honestly, I don’t think I care. Normally, Ryan puts six of the contestants into two groups and then makes the seventh person pick the winning side. I could be totally off, but just for kicks, I think it may end up like this:

• Group One: David A, David C, Jason
• Group Two: Syesha, Carly, Kristy

(If Kristy has power-voters out there, then Kristy and Jason might be switched around.)

And then Brooke will be told that she is safe and to pick the safe side. Of course, she’ll say “Come on guys” and work her frail act. She may even pick the three girls even though she knows in her heart they are the Bottom Three. And Carly may get the boot, or even Kristy, even though I think it should be Syesha or Brooke. I definitely put my money on a female to leave. Stay tuned!

 

American Idol Season 7: Top 8

After last night's disappointing show, I was hoping for a super-sarcastic report from Dixie.  As usual, she did not disappoint! 

DIXIE SAYS: Well that was certainly uninspiring. Tonight’s “Songs of Inspiration” performances were worthy of a really bad telethon held in your local mall. Jason and Kristy were the best in show- that’s how bad the night was. I say we give hopelessness and despair their own special night and see how that goes.

After all those cheesy group sings and dance numbers, “our idols” apparently can’t figure out how to get into a line. What a fitting beginning for what might possibly be the worst AI episode to date.

Michael Johns “Dream On”

“Pitch problems” was a charitable remark; the Chihuahua attack comment was probably more accurate. Not to mention the fact that this Aerosmith song wasn’t exactly a rousing song choice. Isn’t it more about how time has already passed us by so our only option at this point is to sit around dreaming?  How motivating! A song such as “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood would have allowed Michael to showcase the bluesy notes in his voice and possibly stir up some emotion in the listeners.  I’m still a fan and will chalk this up to ‘too much time spent on Idol Gives Back preparations and not enough time spent on song selection and practice.”

Syesha Mercado “I Believe”

Thou shalt not sing past winners’ songs, particularly songs of triumph that only work for overwrought winners who have that emotional edge.  Come on, Syesha! Fantasia’s coronation song? The judges saw Fantasia sing it live, you dingbat! Her DNAis practically infused into that song; of course you’re going to suffer by comparison. Vocally, it started out ‘okay’ but she lost the key of the tune somewhere in the middle and hoped that one sorry glory note at the end would make us all forget. Unfortunately, I remember and if someone was going home this week, it would most likely be Syesha.

Jason Castro   "Somewhere Over The Rainbow”

Best of the night for me. Simple, heartfelt, and unique.  I’d take this over Kat McFake’s rendition any day of the week. This version was featured in “Meet Joe Black” and on an eToy commercial. I believe it’s on other soundtracks, but I can’t place them at this late hour. Anyone? 

Kristy Lee Cook  “Anyway”

Check for flying pigs! I actually like Kristy’s performance three weeks in a row! Martina McBride’s “Independence Day” would have been a better song choice and rendered itself to a more exciting performance ( and more votes!) but this was once again, a personal best for the Country Cookie. She just may be able to make enough money to buy that horse back!

David Cook “Innocent”

Okay, who are you and what have you done with D-Cook? He’s lucky I’m a big fan and therefore willing to give him my one “Get Out of Jail FREE” card. What an utter disappointment! I didn’t understand a single word until he switched to his upper register and it still just wasn’t good. We’re innocent… we get it. Could he have picked a shoddier song? At least he didn’t choose “Sympathy for the Devil”, right? I wonder who talked him into writing “Give Back” on his palm. Surely he didn’t do that on his own (wink, wink).  Absolute worst of the night for me.

Carly Smithson “The Show Must Go On”

First of all, what is she wearing? An 80’s trucker chick “stopping by 7-Eleven for some Big Gulp and Beef Jerky” outfit? That getup was really, really bad… and yet it was still better than her performance.  Ridiculously stupid song choice- would we or would we have not all melted if she had sang Sarah McLachlan’s “Arms of An Angel”? She has a beautiful voice and amazing range, but this performance just fell flat.  Again, I chalk it up to insufficient time allotted to the performances during “Give Back” week.

David Archuleta “Angels”

Thanks American Idol, give Archie a reason to preach at us. I mean, what 17 year old boy doesn’t lie in bed at night thinking of angels? Okay, maybe Charlie’s Angels or more like the skankier Victoria’s angels! And what was with the girl holding the “Lick Those Lips” sign? Creep.EEE. His performance wasn’t as mangled as Jessica Simpson’s take, but still no where near as great as the original.  Once again, David sounded like a frog having an asthma attack and he still managed to receive sumptuous praise. I crown him the Most Nasally Nasal that ever Nasalled!  Nice piano playing though.

Brooke White “You’ve Got A Friend”

Cold and pitchy, but a beautiful, moving song nonetheless. At least she didn’t talk back during the judging, but she looked like she was going to start crying any minute. Once again, Brooke worked her frailty. She reminds me so much of Karen Carpenter, and not in a good way. 

Unless you are new to Idol, you know that NO ONE goes home this week. They can’t do an entire show of love and compassion and then give someone the boot! But, they will tally up the votes from this week and next week, and if my memory serves me correctly, two people will gracefully exit next week.  My bet is that Syesha will be one of them. She has the originality of a stick of gum and after she spent such a long time talking back to not one, but two judges, I’d say her days are numbered.

 

 

American Idol Season 7: Top 9

Yes, I am in NYC for BlogHer.  Yes, I am going to use that as my excuse for posting Dixie's recap late in the game.  Regardless, I thought this week's show was great, and I love Dolly Parton.  DIXIE SAYS:

Let’s critique the judges’ performance:

Simon was positively foul Tuesday night. Because he has yet to enjoy one Country Music Night in the history of the show, I really think he should boycott that particular night in the future. He hates country music so much that he is incapable of being objective, which is normally his strength and why we put up with him in the first place. And what does Simon have against songs with birds in the title? First Blackbirds, now Sparrows…

Randy’s critiques were, in the words of the judges themselves, “totally forgettable”. He should really stop playing the role of Randy Jackson and start giving some cohesive, cogent, helpful advice. I know he has it in him, but he can’t get past the “yo yo yo baby, check it out, dawg” persona.

Paula was incoherent as usual. I think they should boot her off the show and put Dolly Parton in her slot. I adore Dolly, but I had no clue she was such an incredibly prolific songwriter! 3,000 songs? Wow! And it seems like she ‘felt’ each and every one of those songs- that’s what made her a star!  I’m looking forward to her performance tonight.

Oh, let’s not forget Ryan… he appreciates a French pedicure. Do I need to say more?

Brooke White "Jolene"

Serviceable job, but nothing special. The rhythm of the song was all wrong for the mood of the song. Of course, the song is about a woman trying to steal the singer’s man. What is squeaky clean Brooke going to know about that? She was off pitch on many, many notes and definitely seemed to be rushing through the performance. I agree with Simon about the accompanying musicians- what an odd, incongruous quartet! Throw in some odd facial expressions and I think Brooke may possibly hit the seal this week. Although they are probably saying something meaningless, she really, really needs to shut up when the judges are giving their critiques. It prolongs the nonsense and it grates.

 

David Cook "Little Sparrow"

Ryan asking David about his song choices was so incredibly lame. “How do you pick arrangements?”  “Well Ryan, I find songs on the internet that have been covered by rock bands whose style is similar to mine.” They have been giving the artists/arrangers proper credit for the past two weeks. This issue doesn’t need to be addressed AGAIN. We get it, okay?  That being said, I really liked this arrangement and was glad to see that apparently, he can arrange his own songs. David was very smart to change things up and not rock out with a Dolly song. He sang with conviction and perfect pitch and sported a nice new haircut to boot! I think he is brilliant and still my numero uno! The David Cook Bandwagon is getting really crowded. Luckily, I boarded early on, so I have a good seat! Note to Randy: “”False” is not short for “Falsetto”. If you mean falsetto, then say falsetto. Quit trying to create your own shorthand.

 

Ramiele Malubay "Do I Ever Cross Your Mind"

Apparently not because I’ve forgotten you already. Another boring performance from The Little Engine That Could. Seriously, what is keeping her on the show? Don’t say the Filipino vote, because I can’t buy that. Please let this be her last week. If we make a sacrifice at the altar of Jasmine Trias (most of you reading have no idea how much I despised her and her voice), do you think the gods of Mediocre Short Girls Who Outlive Their Usefulness will be appeased and we’ll finally be set free? This performance was absolutely horrible- no stage skills, awkward, off key, pitchy, inaudible at times, and a ridiculous outfit to boot. Goodbye? I hope so!

 

Jason Castro "Travelin' Thru"

I’m not sure about this performance. At least he didn’t look as high (allegedly!) as he normally does. At first, I was afraid he was going to make this song ‘sing songy’ but he didn’t! Great phrasing choices, as usual, and Jason seemed very in touch with the lyrics. He pushed his voice a little bit, made it a little gritty, and I enjoyed it, but I’m not sure that I am in the majority on this one. I didn’t expect him to be in the Bottom 3 last week, and he was, so I have a fear that he may be again.

 

Carly Smithson "Here You Come Again"

Athough I prefer this song to be little faster, and more peppy (Dolly style!), Carly’s vocals absolutely floored me! It’s what I’ve been waiting to hear from her. I’m not totally sold on the super high notes (or how strained she appears when reaching for them), but Carly’s lower and middle registers are heavenly. Her tone and flexibility is nothing short of amazing. Carly is THE best of the girls and deserves to make Top 3. Okay, I agree that she doesn’t dress like a star, but ouch, Simon! Note to Stylists: Sleeves would do wonders on this girl. Cover up those white, un-toned, tattooed limbs.

 

David Archuleta "Smoky Mountain Memories"

Believe it or not, I’m beginning to feel sorry for the poor little tot because he seems to be so SINCERE. Lighten up Archie, you’re only 17 years old! So far this season, he has lectured us about War, Religion, Homelessness, Gun Violence, and now Poverty in the Smokey Mountains. Sing something happy and upbeat and nonsensical. His performance wasn’t as good as I was expecting after his clip with Dolly, but it was okay. Certainty not worthy of the lavish praise bestowed upon him by the judges. At times, he was drowned out by the back up singers, and he seems to have replaced licking his lips with shutting his eyes. It doesn’t matter though- he’s safe.

 

Kristy Lee Cook "Coat of Many Colors”

Will someone please kill me now? I can’t believe I’m typing this, but tonight for the first time, I actually liked her and her performance! I knew she would excel on an evening dedicated to her wheelhouse, but this was definitely Kristy’s personal best. Wearing a dress did wonders for her likeability- good one, stylists! The only thing I didn’t like was the bare feet thing. Note to Kristy: We’ve actually started wearing shoes in the south.   

 

Syesha Mercado “I Will Always Love You”

Did anyone NOT see this song choice coming from a universe away? Anyone? Didn’t think so. Besides the fact that this was the least surprising song selection in the history of song selections, Syesha is bound and determined to be Whitney’s stand in, at least while she is still in rehab. Some of those notes made my ears bleed, and I despise the forced attempt to create a moment. Had she stayed with the sweet, mellow Dolly Parton version, I think it would have been a homerun, but Syesha couldn’t resist the Whitney. Unfortunately, she has far more ambition than she does talent.  Definitely a seal-making performance.

 

Michael Johns "It's All Wrong, But It's All Right”

Was Michael wearing a neck-kerchief? Is he undercover to solve a mystery or what? Will we find Shaggy working the lights and Velma disguised as Paula? Jason in the corner eating a Scooby Snack? I love the smooth, bluesy, “Michael Bolton” quality of his voice and until he started to move a little at the end of the song, it was pretty close to perfect. David Cook is cream of the crop, but the Aussie is running a very close second. Great way to end the show (even though I didn’t get to see the end because they ran over and my DVR cut off while Paula was blabbering on.)

Bottom 3: Rami, Syesha, and either Brooke or Jason.  We know who I wish would go home.

 

American Idol Season 7: Top 10

LTV Mom was on vacation last week, so I am late posting Dixie's spot-on recap of this week's AI.  Sorry to see Chikezie go, but it was inevitable. 

DIXIE SAYS: American Idol paid a colossal fortune for the John Lennon/Paul McCartney songbook… and we are already back to choosing songs via birth years and zodiac signs? Now that’s good business sense… Where were the coaches and trainers when these kids were picking their songs? It was basically “80’s Night” again (minus little David who was born in 2001) and this was the best they could come up with?

There seemed to be a lot of “step out of your box/why aren’t you in your box” from the judges’ box. Perhaps they are all Gemini’s.   Here are my reviews:

Ramiele Malubay  “Alone”

After rewinding Paula’s critique of Ramiele at least five times, I still couldn’t come to terms with those glove things Paula was wearing. It’s hard to believe someone would wear those, unless of course, a gun was pointed at one’s head. Although I’ve yet to see a decent performance from Ramiele, tonight’s lifeless, strain-y, pitchy, out of tune gig was above and beyond the call of bad. The Ghost of Carrie Past came creeping around as Ramiele dared to break Golden Idol Rule #1; never ever sing a song in which a previous contestant had a “moment” unless you can top it.  Apparently, she’s sick? Perhaps it’s gastric reflux from yet another disastrous high-waisted outfit.  Please go home, pint size jumble.   

Jason Castro “Fragile”

Happy Birthday, Jar Jar! The guitar is back and I’m glad. The tone of his voice is so pure, but the big, earnest doe-eyed expression is getting old and his facial expressions are distracting. I’m not sure if they are getting worse, or if I’m just noticing it more. His fan base will keep him in the competition for weeks to come, but if he really wants to compete, laid back, peace lovin’ Jason will definitely need to turn it up a notch like he did for “Hallelujah”. Party on, dude.   

Syesha Mercado “If I Were Your Woman”

Great vocals tonight, especially in the beginning. There were a few shrilly spots at the end and a little bit of blah in the middle, but all in all, I think it was Syesha’s best work to date. I don’t see how anyone could hate this. Oh well, Simon I guess. Her ‘baby cry’ is cute, but I’m over it. Please don’t ever do it again. This performance should be enough to buy her another week.   

Chikezie Eze “If Only For One Night”

Am I the only one who saw Simon’s half-moose signature while Randy was giving his critique? I still really like Chikezie and I’m still rooting for him, but this year, it’s going to take more than Luther/Ruben evoking-vocals to stay in the competition. The performance didn’t really go anywhere and unfortunately, he lost control/focus a few times. Definitely not his best, so Chikezie should plan on hitting the seal.

Brooke White  “Every Breath You Take”

I’m not sure who I want to slap more- Brooke or the judges. First of all, when covering a Police/Sting song, please stick to the original unless you can bring it with a kick-butt arrangement ala David Cook. Instead, she turned an intense Stalker Theme Song into a kum-baya ditty and it just didn’t work. Secondly, that was a horrendous screw up at the beginning, but the judges tried their hardest to put a positive spin on it. She made a mistake on the very first note? Oh, that is brilliant! What a bright move! Let’s praise her for her professionalism! You know, it really isn’t enough that all the judges plus Ryan gave her props for her mistake, I think we should ALL stand up and give her a round of applause. Actually, let’s name a star after her! Please pass me the barf bag. Because she got back into her pretty little box this week, I’m sure Brooke will be safe.   

Michael Johns “We Are the Champions”

I could listen to him talk for hours! After hearing Mr. Johns sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” during Hollywood week, I knew he could nail this Freddy Mercury vocal no problem, and he did! Michael gave his all and it was awesome! Besides being completely in tune, completely in the ‘vocal pocket’ for the entire song, his stage presence was commanding and powerful. Combine that with a crazy light show and I do believe we witnessed a ‘moment”. My second favorite of the evening.

Carly Smithson “Total Eclipse of the Heart”

Yes, Carly’s voice is eons better than any of the other female voices left in the competition, but she continually looks like she has to work so hard for every single note. It comes across as uptight and desperate, and perhaps that is why she hit the seal last week. In my opinion, convicted felon Jessica Sierra did a much better job with this song in Season Four. “Holding Out For A Hero” would have been a much better song choice for her, plus I love that song and rarely get to hear it. Vocally, Carly did a fair job with the exception of that last run of bum notes. Ouch, said my ears, but that is not typical for her, so she gets a pass.  I really wish the stylists would insist that she wear an outfit with sleeves; I’m so sick at looking at those ill suited tats.

David Archuleta “You’re The Voice”

Hated it. Sounded like a bad Lion King knockoff. Loved that Simon revealed that David’s handlers (aka DAD) picked the song for him. I expected Simon to pull out the “self indulgent” card, but his theme park reference pretty much hit the mark. It was so “Up With People” that it was comical. Besides the fact that I thought the boy was going to run out of air during the performance, it was unspectacular and even a little shaky in places. Also, I really want those stupid stage-hugging girls to simmer down and shut up. If I was willing to fly to California to attend the taping of the show, I would bring a tear gas grenade.  Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter what this contestant sings or how he sings it. He will undoubtedly be safe.

 Kristy Lee Cook “God Bless the USA" Oh, you little Patriot, you! And yes, very, VERY clever Kristy! What Simon meant is that if you don’t vote for her, it means you hate America and you hate the troops in
Iraq, and oh, you probably hate God too. On top of it being a superb song choice, Kristy managed to sing it fairly well and appear completely comfortable and much less horsy on stage.  She was able to recapture the magic of “Amazing Grace” and most definitely bought herself another week.

David Cook “Billie Jean”

Glad to see they acknowledged Chris Cornell’s arrangement upfront. Regardless, this is a singing competition, not a musical arrangement competition, correct? Loved, loved, loved this performance!! A. May. Zing.  For me, this act only reinforced his total and complete awesomeness. He is without a doubt the leader of the pack and the most musical of the bunch. Did I mention that I loved it? What I didn’t love was that David Cook baby picture! That hideous, skull-y thing nearly scared me to death.  Yes, I am one of those evil persons who don’t think that ALLbabies are cute.  And David’s picture pretty much proved my case.  I say we save some time and crown him the next American Idol NOW.

Predictions? Let’s see… Ramiele, Chikezie, and Kristy hit the seal…. And fingers crossed, Ramiele goes home. But I have a sinking feeling that it might be Chikezie.  Stay tuned. 

American Idol Season 7: Top 12

Thanks to Dixie for her hilarious (and spot-on) comments!

DIXIE SAYS: Fun Fact: John Lennon died four years before the oldest Season 7 contestant was even born.  Perhaps that’s why they had to spend time at the beginning of the show explaining exactly who Paul McCartney and John Lennon are.  A couple of weeks ago I heard a pre-teen tell her friend that David Archuleta’s cover of “Imagine” was much better than the original. True Story.

The new intro is kind of cool, but the new stage is a bit futuristic/urban for my style. It looked like a UFO, especially when all the lights were flashing.  Several of the contestants mentioned “Yesterday” but no one sang it, or “Hey Jude”. I wonder if those tunes were off limits.  That being said… here are my reviews:

Syesha Mercado “Got To Get You Into My Life”

What’s up with the El De Barge hairdo? Syesha was ‘okay’… she had some pitch problems and the arrangement suffered from very choppy phrasing.  I would put this in the forgettable category. Hopefully, she will not get the boot due to being the first one out of the gate.

Chikezie Eze “She’s A Woman”

After Chikezie sang, I could barely remember Syesha’s performance.  What an excellent and unique interpretation! This stunning version reminded me of the band, “Fishbone”.  About midway through the song, I could actually see him realize, “I’m doing this! I’m really pulling this off.” One of my favorites of the evening, and a definite deserver of the pimp spot.

Ramiele Malubay “In My Life”

Why do I feel the need to remind everyone that I didn’t like her from the get go? This will be my last time mentioning it. It was bad enough that she had to follow the likes of Chikezie, but then she had to go and ‘Disney Princess’ her way through it.  At best, Ramiele’s performance was blandity bland. Due to the fact that I actually dozed off for a few seconds during her song, I can honestly say it was a Snoozefest of Snore-Epic Proportions. Dedicated to all the American Idol Season 7 homies who have gone before her? If she doesn’t pick up the pace and learn some stage presence, she won’t be far behind them. And why was her belt practically under her armpits? 

Jason Castro “If I Fell”

Jar-Jar Binks had some pitch problems, but it was folksy and sweet and it worked. He wasn’t nearly as good as last week, but how could he be? I can’t say I loved the performance, but I like that he does his thing and laughs at his imperfections.  I agree with Paula; Jar-Jar is able to emotionally connect with both the song and the audience.  Not always an easy feat- just ask Ramiele! Although the guitar worked with this song, he really needs to stay away from it for a while.  Otherwise, he will be branded as a pony with only one trick. 

Carly Smithson “Come Together”

Most certainly Carly’s best performance. The little Irish lass blew the roof off of this song and showed tons of personality doing it.  She worked the stage, worked the crowd, and worked the band… Ru Paul would be proud! It was heart warming to see the smile on her face and to hear the crowd go bananas for her! And then to top it off, she got the “Kelly Clarkston” endorsement from Simon.  Forget the fact that Simon has been quoted as saying he didn’t even remember Kelly until late in the season. 

David Cook “Eleanor Rigby”

If Chris Daughtry and Jack Black had a baby, he would be David Cook.  This performance was vocally proficient and emotionally interesting at the same time.  I’m very impressed with David’s pure “Creed” sounding vocals, and even commented to my husband during the show that I think he is a much better singer than goat-throat Daughtry.   I’m not taking anything away from the former Idol contestant: I just think David is that awesome!  Was it just me, or did he sing, “wearing his socks in the night when there’s nobody there?” God love him for not even flinching and ruining one of my favorite Beatles song.  Cook rocked Rigby in the best possible way. My number one of the night!

Brooke White “Let It Be”

I liked it, but can’t say I loved it.  For whatever reason, I was expecting more, something richer like Elton John’s version. It was tonally pretty and very sincere, and her barefoot piano playing was spot on.  I don’t know- maybe it was just too predictable for me to be impressed.   But she’s definitely a frontrunner in this competition.

David Hernandez “I Saw Her Standing There”

Massive vocal problems and frantically boring at the same time.  I’m really rooting for this guy, but this performance came across as desperate, like he is just trying way too hard.  David was one of the best during Hollywood week, so hopefully he’ll pull through to next week and start to shine again.  Pizza place? Why didn’t he mention his other job? 

Amanda Overmyer “You Can’t Do That”

Man, I wish I could rock a pair of Beetlejuice stripped pants like you, Amanda! She certainly is an entertainer, isn’t she? I don’t think I’ve had such an about-face opinion of a contestant before! Amanda may not vocally be able to hold a candle to some of the other singers, but her personality and energy will probably take her far in this competition if she keeps this up. With that said, she was vocally outstanding tonight… and so much fun to watch! After hearing this performance, I would love to hear her tackle  “Rocky Raccoon”. She reminds me of Linda Blair, circa “Roller Boogie”.  Loved it! One of my favorites of the night!

Michael Johns “Across the Universe”

I dozed off AGAIN during Michael’s performance, but this time, I think it has more to do with me being over-worked, over-scheduled, and over-tired and less to do with Michael being boring.  Actually, I think he sounded great and his tone reminded me so much of “I Am Sam”, one of my favorite movies that highlights so many of the songs from the Beatles Songbook. Good job!

Kristy Lee Cook “Eight Days a Week”

Thanks for breaking out the scary bug-eyes again, Kristy.  Oh, and thanks for murdering a poor, innocent song.  If Paul wasn’t tied up in negotiations with Nancy No Leg about who keeps the house on the Isle of Man, he would fly to the states just to kick your yodeling, countrified butt.  She couldn’t keep up with the music and all of her manic bouncing made me physically ill. Those jeans were about as Kid Rock level of trashy as one can get and what is up with her shirts? Does Kristy Lee own any shirts that are not shiny, sparkly, or metallic? This performance should most definitely earn her the big boot! WORST of the night.

David Archuleta “We Can Work It Out”

Ladies and gentleman, this is what is commonly referred to as The Choke.  Did Jar-Jar smoke him out backstage or what? This definitely trumped his other most embarrassing moment when he forgot the lyrics in a charity show.  Too bad his mommy couldn’t jump on the stage and finish the song for him like she did the last time.  He didn’t just drop a line or two; he totally and completely forgot the lyrics to his song choice!  To date, this has never happened on American Idol. Now, combine forgetting the lyrics with some seriously bad notes, mumbling the words he did know, the breathy-gaspiness, and UGH, the lip-licking (the lip-licking has got to stop. I mean it) and it equals the Fall of a Frontrunner.  Too bad, so sad. 

Going home? Can’t see how it could be anyone else other than Kristy Lee Cook… especially after she took Asia’h’s spot!!

 

American Idol Season 7: Top 8 Girls

Mad-props to LTV guest-blogger Dixie for another great week of commentary. Here's Dixie's take on this week's Top 8 girls on American Idol.

DIXIE SAYS: What lame embarrassing moments! You KNOW they have better stories than those! Did the producers tell them it had to happen before the age of 10?  After last week’s horrible performances by Amanda and Kady, they were both singing on borrowed time tonight…. one of them took full advantage of the second chance, while the other pretty much tanked.  So, turn up your collars and tease up that hair... Its time for the Ladies to sing the 80’s: 

Asia'h Epperson    “Dance with Somebody”

Asia’h is an extremely cute girl with great energy, and I’ve decided that I like her more than I like her voice. Initially, I found the huskiness to be appealing, but lately it sounds like huskiness on the verge of dropping out. I didn’t compare tonight’s performance to Whitney’s, but it was still just average to me.  Although she hit all the right notes (even the big one at the end that Simon missed), it was lackluster and therefore forgettable.  Combine that with the fact that she sang first and she could be a goner. Hopefully not!  On a side note, there is something very wrong about high-waisted pants, especially on a girl so young.  Stylist Tip 101: Pants that come up to the top of the rib cage are never flattering.

Kady Malloy “Who Wants To Live Forever?”

Simon called her a Stepford Wife! I can’t figure out whether his comments were designed to garner sympathy votes, or if he was genuinely trying to tell Americato send her bad-singing, non-personality butt home.  Kady seemed to be more in tune than she normally is, but I didn’t even recognize the song until the end. It was too slow and didn’t have enough emotional rise and fall. Come on, this is Queen! Be dramatic! Although it was a huge improvement over last week, I can’t see this performance as enough to save her. But then again, I’m surprised she has lasted THIS long.  Hoping that she is in the Bottom 2.

Amanda Overmyer   “Hate Myself For Loving You”

How does one burn down a pool? At least her embarrassing moment had some substance, unlike the other contestants’ lame accounts. Considering that I was screaming for her head on a platter just a week ago, color me extremely impressed! Ain’t redemption sweet? Her song choice, performance, and appearance were all spot on!  Using the words of the great Randy Jackson, I loved her one million percent! After that performance, we will be hearing the raspy smoker for at least another week, which means she’ll experience the wrath of a nation if she ruins a perfectly good Beatles song.  Perhaps she should start practicing now.  Short sleeves suit Amanda well- her arms are her best feature. Dare I say my favorite of the night? Maybe Top Two…

Carly Smithson   “Drove All Night”

I know this song was recorded by a man in the 80’s (Roy Somebody?), but every time I hear it, it reminds me of Celine in that stupid car commercial. Besides the fact that I’m not a fan of this song (or the Celine), Carly sang the Hello Kitty out of it! Without a doubt, she has the best female vocals of this group. The strained facial expressions are still in full effect. It just looks like she has to put every ounce of concentration and strength into the bigger, higher notes and its uncomfortable to watch. Carly’s mom is cute… however; high-waisted pants are not, especially when you already look older than you actually are. 

Kristy Lee Cook  “Faithfully”

What’s with the red tongue again? Enough already with the cherry cough drops prior to airtime. I thought this was a much better performance than the last couple of weeks, and the country inflection definitely worked with this Journey song. Bottom line is that she still bored me and I’d like to see her and her weird stance hit the road with her sister Kady.  Unfortunately, taking Simon’s advice to go country put Kristy Lee safely in her box, so she may be a lock for the Top 12.  Remember, THIS is American Idol!

Ramiele Malubay “Against All Odds”

I’m trying to be a fan, but I still can’t help but think the reason everyone praises Ramiele’s vocals is because she is little and cute.  And little and cute only go so far.  I guess I was expecting something more bouncy, more upbeat.  This was probably the best “Against All Odds” that I have heard on American Idol- it just wasn’t memorable.  I realize it’s hard to let go on a song like this without it getting away, so its probably a good thing that she kept it under control rather than trying to color it up too much. I predict that our pocket-sized friend will make the Top 12, but from here on out, Ramiele needs to step it up.   

Brooke White  “Love Is A Battlefield”

When Ryan announced Brooke’s song choice before the break, I got a little scared for her.  I totally did not see this coming down the pike… Pat Benetar goes folksy! Her vocals were pure and her performance was nothing short of divine! Simon hit the nail on the head; this worked because she made it her own (although Pat Benetar did record this exact acoustic rendition… ya gotta love the internet!).  Using only a guitar accompaniment and low, sparse lighting was genius… just ask Jason Castro! Brooke is the female counter part of Jason, minus the weed, and they both went 7th.  She was even wearing his lucky ring he bought at the local head shop.  Seriously though, what a great antidote she is after seven seasons of the usual divas and pop stars. Top Two…

Syesha Mercado “Saving All My Love For You”

Speaking of the usual divas and pop stars… Syesha sounded a little sharp to me, not to mention pageant-y and affected.  Its like she was really having to reach for her notes. Thanks to the all goofing off throughout the show, the judges didn’t have time to give her any real comments. The judges are so annoying lately! I actually liked Syesha’s Whitney performance/song choice more than I liked Asia’hs, but that brings me to my final point of the evening. Girls, and all current and future idol contestants, can we please step away from the Whitney, and the Celine, and the Mariah, and while we’re at it, the Phil Collins?

 

Going Home? I wish I knew… hopefully it will be the two unmemorable blondes… Kady and Kristy Lee. Stay tuned!!